The Bronze Bundle: Your all-in-one starter kit of Phil Johnson swag to jumpstart your journey. Includes:

-12 months of access to the Bronze level of the Philogelos Inner Circle

- A sweet NFC-enabled VIP membership card to access the community and extra goodies

PLUS - A Welcome Swag Pack that includes a handwritten note from me, drink coasters, downloads, and more! Plus, FREE shipping and handling!

Enjoy 12 months of Silver level access in the Philogelos Inner Circle PLUS a "Be Yourself...Unless You're An Idiot" t-shirt!

Get 12 months of Gold access to the Philogelos Inner Circle PLUS a Great Ideas Bundle featuring a "Be Yourself... Unless You're An Idiot" T-shirt, "All My Bad Ideas" journal, a 60GB flash drive with over 10 hours of comedy and music, and more!

Elevate your experience with the Platinum Bundle, offering a 12-month membership to the inner circle, 'Platinum,' complete with existing and soon-to-be-announced perks, and a special 30-minute online comedy show by Phil Johnson for you and anyone else you'd like to invite, customized to your liking.

Unlock 12 months of unparalleled access to the exclusive Diamond inner circle tier. Enjoy all the perks from lower levels and more, including a private home comedy concert by Phil Johnson. Host an unforgettable evening with his funniest songs, stand-up routines, a special meet-and-greet, and personalized memorabilia.

Includes 7 pieces of exclusive merchandise!

- An instant download of my comedy album "Burning Sensation" ($15 value)

- "Burning Sensation" Postcard ($5 value)

- "All My Bad Ideas" notepad ($5 value) - Because every comic carries around a notebook full of bad ideas.

- 2 Phil Johnson drink coasters ($5 value)

- "Kitties and Boobs" Ringtone instant download ($2 value)

- ​"Phil Cartoon" Guitar Pick ($3 value)

- Handwritten note from Phil (priceless!)

Get my best ideas in one bundle, with free US shipping!

- "Be Yourself...Unless You're An Idiot" T-shirt ($25)

- 60GB thumb drive with 5 concert films and bootleg shows (12+ hrs video) ($75)

- Digital download of my entire discography: 9+ hrs of music/comedy (200+ tracks) ($80)

- "All My Bad Ideas" journal ($15)

- 1 VIP show meet & greet ($50)

- "I Should Buy a Book" bookmark ($5)

- Handwritten lyrics of a song of your choice (limited to first 100 orders)

Tell the world how you really feel with the "Be Yourself...Unless You're An Idiot" t-shirt! Available in sizes Sm-XXXL.

The Tools of the Trade T-Shirt feels soft and light with just the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton

Pre-shrunk fabric

I make this face from the stage enough. Now I can make it from your chest too!

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)

• Pre-shrunk fabric

• Side-seamed construction

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Show 'em, what you're about with the Knuckle Sandwich T-shirt! 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun pre-shrunk cotton.

Whether you're cooking up cookies or protest signs, you can channel a little bit of John Lewis and make the world better with some good trouble!

100% organic cotton

Adjustable straps

Large front pocket in the front with 2 compartments

The organic cotton content of this product is certified under OCS (Organic Content Standard)

Host an exclusive private concert where Phil Johnson performs his most hilarious songs and stand-up comedy routines for you and your guests. Includes meet-and-greet and personalized memorabilia.

Enjoy a private 30-minute online comedy concert for you and your guests featuring Phil Johnson’s funniest songs and stand-up, tailored to your preferences.

Meet with Phil weekly for 6 months of expert guitar training using the proven strategies and proprietary materials he's used to help hundreds of people to find their voice on guitar.

Receive a personalized video greeting from Phil Johnson filled with his signature comedic style and musical elements, perfect for birthdays, anniversaries, or special celebrations.